Here’s more than a drunk…he’s a drunken inspiration. Such grace and dexterity are seldom found in a person that inebriated, so kudos!
While brief, this legendary video has earned 5/5 Stereotypical Russian Dancers.
Throw a bunch of drunk Russian old men on a seesaw. There’s nothing that can go wrong there?
Of course when he snaps his back and breaks his buddies skull, there’s no surprise…
It’s cold outside today, so let’s give these guys 3/5 Ushanka’s as a rating.
A sax-playing Walrus. Need I say more?
Doesn’t he look like a really fat man with a mustache. An adorable one at that. Five balalaika’s for our budding musician.
Boy oh boy did he think it would be funny to play-fight with a turkey. He didn’t realize that Turkey’s are actually the Rocky of the animal kingdom.
In Soviet Russia, turkey beats you. (that doesn’t even make sense…) 4/5 Balalaika’s for our winged pugilist.
This Russian pyro-wannabe needs an Oscar for his amazing post-explosion performance. He doesn’t just fall after the garbage can blows up, he flies backwards and drops like a dead man. Very convincing. Unfortunately, the raining fire took him out of character and he was forced to run for cover.
What can we say? Russian’s love idiotic pyrotechnics and stupid explosions.
3/5 Balalaika’s for the scorched genius.
As if the chipmunk voice wasn’t annoying enough, they decided to add a Russian accent. This is by far the most annoying thing to come out of Russia since Tatu. Possibly worse.
But if you’re one of those sick people that enjoys watching train-wrecks, you’ll love this Alvin and the Chipmunks casting video.
1/5 Balalaika’s to these amazing vocalists and voice actors.
It’s hard to tell if the producers of this Russian Kids Show are just dangerously ignorant, or have the sickest sense of humor ever. In either case, it makes for some great tv. If by great you mean awful.
So sit back and enjoy the fumes kids!
3/5 Balalaika’s for this nutty program.
The Soviet Union — the country that gave us boxing legends like the Klitschko brothers and Ivan Drago, has once again shown that pugilism has a bright future in the motherland. This little kid, who can’t be older than three or four, has a stronger punch than most grown men I know, myself included.
I introduce to you, mini-Drago, the undisputed champion of the sandbox.
Amazing kid, but points off for the unnecessarily long video (come on, we need bite-sized with our attention spans). 4/5 Balalaika’s.
This weeks rating system has a deeply cultural inspiration, the balalaika. No, it’s not a drunk’s failed attempt at making a guitar, it is an old Russian musical instrument of debatable and mostly unknown origins. Okay, so maybe it is a drunken attempt at a guitar.
But as we learned last week, the balalaika can have a pretty badass side to it.
So enjoy a new week of rating the web’s best Russian videos.
Holy crappoly Batman! (note to self — if you want people on this blog, never say that again)
It’s quite a miracle that this guy survived. It’s like a landslide-meets-Home Depot.
Good thing this guy survived! 3/5 Missing Soviet Atom Bombs.
