Rating: 4/5 Nesting Dolls. Who doesn’t love to see politicians really go at it?

This bunch gives Communist Party a whole new meaning. What happens when you find the worst road in the world, gun down it at top speed and add crappy beer to the mix? The greatest event since Brezhnev and Nixon’s last slumber party.

Rating: 5/5 misplaced Soviet Nukes.

To help celebrate the event, we have launched a new page with a list of the horrendous (and horrendously funny) “In Soviet Russia” jokes. Check out the Russian jokes page here.

Boris here is the perfect proletariat: big, angry and stupid. Men like him are what revolutions are built on. So Boris, if you’re watching, please contact your local revolutionary recruitment committee for more information.

Rating: 3/5 Bolshevik Revolutionaries.

Global warming starts, so Mr. Polar Bear is forced to migrate to colder territories — to Russia. Like anyone in the motherland he has a drink or ten. Next thing you know, he’s face-planting into the hood of a police car. So sad, so typical.

We’ll rate this one 4/5 cheap vodka bottles.

Perhaps the oldest rivalry in history, predating even the Yankees vs the Red Sox…the cat vs dog. The two pugilists face off in a hilarious slap fight.

Cut to the chase, we rate this clip 3/5 Bolshevik Revolutionaries.

In a long line of crazy Russians, this guy decides to back-flip off of the fourth floor of a building. Through some supernatural intervention (or well-placed snow pile), he manages to survive.

Courage and insanity have earned a solid 4/5 Balalaika’s.

There must be 20 people watching the guy get into the flimsy wooden spool before shooting off that giant hill…and not one of them thought this was a bad idea? So after comrade brokenback free-fell the last 15 feet of his epic journey, the rogue spool came back for round two of its murder spree.

For the sheer madness alone, this video gets 4/5 deadly AK47′s.

Just a breathtaking time lapse video from the capital of Russia. Sometimes you get lost in all the drunken insanity that Russia provides, forgetting entirely that there’s a beautiful country to see.

This video gets an easy 5/5 Cheap Vodka Bottles.

Perhaps not as epic as everyone’s favorite beer dancer, this group of fun-loving drunks provide for hours of entertainment (actually 2 minutes 26 seconds to be precise).

Reminds me of every Russian party I’ve ever been to. Perhaps a tad more civil.

Rating: 4/5 Stereotypical Russian Dancers.