This bunch gives Communist Party a whole new meaning. What happens when you find the worst road in the world, gun down it at top speed and add crappy beer to the mix? The greatest event since Brezhnev and Nixon’s last slumber party.
Rating: 5/5 misplaced Soviet Nukes.
Global warming starts, so Mr. Polar Bear is forced to migrate to colder territories — to Russia. Like anyone in the motherland he has a drink or ten. Next thing you know, he’s face-planting into the hood of a police car. So sad, so typical.
We’ll rate this one 4/5 cheap vodka bottles.
Perhaps not as epic as everyone’s favorite beer dancer, this group of fun-loving drunks provide for hours of entertainment (actually 2 minutes 26 seconds to be precise).
Reminds me of every Russian party I’ve ever been to. Perhaps a tad more civil.
Rating: 4/5 Stereotypical Russian Dancers.
Here’s more than a drunk…he’s a drunken inspiration. Such grace and dexterity are seldom found in a person that inebriated, so kudos!
While brief, this legendary video has earned 5/5 Stereotypical Russian Dancers.
Throw a bunch of drunk Russian old men on a seesaw. There’s nothing that can go wrong there?
Of course when he snaps his back and breaks his buddies skull, there’s no surprise…
It’s cold outside today, so let’s give these guys 3/5 Ushanka’s as a rating.
Watch as this Slavic Warrior demonstrates his deadly martial arts skills. Nothing stands a chance against this drunken warlord. Except maybe gravity. He seems to be struggling with that.
3/5 Lost Soviet Nukes to the Bourbon Brawler.
This drunk guy is relentless — he’s determined to appear on television. It’s unlikely that he even knows where he is, but he still manages to completely butcher the television interview. Everyone gets their moment of glory. Unfortunately, he won’t remember his.
4/5 Missing Nukes for making a mundane news report brilliant!
Another shining example of how the police should act while on duty. These cops have a lot of guts drinking that heavily on the job. Or maybe they were still drunk from the night before when they showed up to work in the morning. In that case, we’ve all been in their position.
3/5 Lost Soviet Bombs for the officers.
Here at SovietRussia.tv we have a very low standard: if a Russian video appears on the 3 am show RedEye, it will unquestionably appear here. This is no exception.
Onto the video: InstaKarma can be a very painful thing. Unless you’re very drunk, in which case it’s just hysterical.
3/5 Missing missiles for this short clip.
This is a funny attempt at gang warfare. The Russian mafia was once a feared and mighty entity. Like with anything else Soviet, they’re a drunken relic of the past.
But the little guy goes flying! LOL. 3/5 Ushanka’s.
