This bunch gives Communist Party a whole new meaning. What happens when you find the worst road in the world, gun down it at top speed and add crappy beer to the mix? The greatest event since Brezhnev and Nixon’s last slumber party.
Global warming starts, so Mr. Polar Bear is forced to migrate to colder territories — to Russia. Like anyone in the motherland he has a drink or ten. Next thing you know, he’s face-planting into the hood of a police car. So sad, so typical.
This drunk guy is relentless — he’s determined to appear on television. It’s unlikely that he even knows where he is, but he still manages to completely butcher the television interview. Everyone gets their moment of glory. Unfortunately, he won’t remember his.
4/5 Missing Nukes for making a mundane news report brilliant!
Another shining example of how the police should act while on duty. These cops have a lot of guts drinking that heavily on the job. Or maybe they were still drunk from the night before when they showed up to work in the morning. In that case, we’ve all been in their position.