At a Russian wedding, fights happen. It’s expected — parties and immense amounts of alcohol lead to fights. But nobody expects the sober photographers to start a brutal brawl in broad daylight, as the families wait to take a memorable photo. It ends with the guys running after each other, throwing insanely expensive cameras at one-another. Brilliant.
For the sheer madness of the moment, this clip gets 4/5 Cruddy Vodka Bottles.
Even in rare peacetime, an idiot wants to turn Russia into a warzone. This Russian Troll does just that, attacking and scaring innocent citizens for a cheap laugh.
This jerk gets 1/5 Cheap Vodka Bottles.
In Eastern Europe, politicians only play a small role in regional relations. For example, these fine young Soviet gentlemen decide that soccer matches are a thing of the past. Maybe MMA should be a team sport. So they get a few hundred drunk guys, divide them into teams and see who can beat the other senseless first. This is brutal.
For inventing a new sport and kicking some ass, these boys earned 4/5 Cheap Vodka Bottles.
Russian roads are a thing of legend. Lawless, dangerous and crazy. This poor pedestrian gets hit, but at least has the sense to jump and crash the windshield. Almost like a scene from a movie.
Video is kinda brutal, but extra points for playing Leontev! 2/5 Bottom Shelf Vodka Bottles.
In Soviet Russia, kids to not waste their time on silly things like beer pong or warcraft. Instead, they try death-defying stunts like standing at the windy edge of a thin steel beam. How this kid didn’t die is beyond me.
Good video that earned 3/5 Cheap Vodka Bottles.
Even when relaxing with his friends, the Russian finds it necessary to inflict chaos and pain upon himself and those around. Take these role players for example. Dressing up as knights and warriors was simply an excuse to brutally kick the crap out of each other.
Chaos and creativity earned this video 3/5 Bottom-Shelf Vodka Bottles.
Double back-flip off of swing? Hey, why not? Just about every Russian has tried some version of that while drunk.
We give this video 2/5 Bottom-Shelf Vodka Bottles.
Ice fishing: a favorite Soviet pastime. And this guy is pretty darn good at it. More insane? That the fish fit through that tiny hole.
Cool fish. 2/5 Cheap Vodka Bottles.
In this video, it’s hard to tell what’s more insane, the cop using extremely excessive means to stop the car, or the driver that comes out to fight him. The Russian police and everyday citizens do not get along very well.
Not the greatest, but still fun. 2/5 Cheap Vodka Bottles.
Soviet vehicles. Perhaps at one time they were exceptional modes of transportation. Now they’re a major lol-fest. Like this truck that lost not one, but two wheels while on the road.
It’s a good laugh, so we give it 3/5 Bottom-Shelf Vodka Bottles.
