Russians and backflips. Sometimes they’re epic, sometimes they’re miserable failures. This one is definitely the latter.
I wonder how long before he realized that he was in serious need of medical help for his dislocated shoulder and misaligned vertebrate. He probably just grabbed a bottle and drank away the pain.
3/5 Missing Atomic Bombs for this gymnast.
If you’re doing a stunt where you jump out of a building, try to avoid splatting into the pavement. While it makes for good tv, it doesn’t do much for your health. Not sure if he was trying to bungee, zipline, or some combination of the two, but clearly this stunt was not thought out very well.
One never wants to be the test dummy of a bad idea.
2/5 Lost Russian Warheads for this failed adrenaline junkie.
I would say that driving down the road in a truck with a mangled-to-oblivion cabin is impossible and silly, and I would be right in my claim. Unless of course the truck was in Russia. In that case, the rules of reason and logic don’t apply.
I wouldn’t even be surprised if the driver was sitting there as the damage was done, and just wheeling off like nothing happened.
Amazing.
4/5 Lost Nuclear Missiles for this miracle of the road.
In Soviet Russia, theatrical entertainment is an extreme sport! If the drunk audience doesn’t kill you, the set will.
It’s great to see the devoted actors stay in character as they drag the fresh corpse off stage. 2/5 Ushanka’s.
He’s speeding, he sees a parking spot on the other side of the road. Hit the breaks and go for it! Russian roads never cease to impress.
4/5 Ushanka’s for the nutty u-turn, high-speed parking job.
Notice how he keeps running after the two-story double-back flip off of the building? It’s not because he landed well, it’s because he was in such shock after breaking both legs post-fall that he took off and couldn’t stop.
This viral classic deserves nothing less than 5/5 Ushanka’s.
Russian drivers are the best in the world, bar-none, no questions asked. This video is another one of those elite drivers showing us his very best skills, like plowing straight through a parking lot of cars, and just walking away like nothing happened.
3/5 Ushanka’s for this one here.
As if we haven’t had enough Russian Police Fail this week. The craziest police force in the world provides hours of video entertainment for our sick viewing pleasure.
4/5 Cute Siberian Huskies for one of the nuttier videos this week.
We’ve already established that Russian Roads are flippin’ dangerous. This one especially so, maybe it’s covered in oil???
It’s not just the sheer mass of cars crashing, but the similar nature that so many of them go down in. Nuts!
4/5 Cute Siberian Huskies for this clip.
True story: cops and everyday Russian citizens are in a virtual civil war as we speak. Perhaps fine police officers like this have something to do with it. This video looks like the bastard child of Marilyn Manson and a Soviet hooker.
*sigh* 2/5 Baby Siberian Huskies.
