A sax-playing Walrus. Need I say more?
Doesn’t he look like a really fat man with a mustache. An adorable one at that. Five balalaika’s for our budding musician.
Boy oh boy did he think it would be funny to play-fight with a turkey. He didn’t realize that Turkey’s are actually the Rocky of the animal kingdom.
In Soviet Russia, turkey beats you. (that doesn’t even make sense…) 4/5 Balalaika’s for our winged pugilist.
This Russian pyro-wannabe needs an Oscar for his amazing post-explosion performance. He doesn’t just fall after the garbage can blows up, he flies backwards and drops like a dead man. Very convincing. Unfortunately, the raining fire took him out of character and he was forced to run for cover.
What can we say? Russian’s love idiotic pyrotechnics and stupid explosions.
3/5 Balalaika’s for the scorched genius.
As if the chipmunk voice wasn’t annoying enough, they decided to add a Russian accent. This is by far the most annoying thing to come out of Russia since Tatu. Possibly worse.
But if you’re one of those sick people that enjoys watching train-wrecks, you’ll love this Alvin and the Chipmunks casting video.
1/5 Balalaika’s to these amazing vocalists and voice actors.
